What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?