What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which state is the cleanest?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's the most masculine animal?