What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
A baaarbershop quartet.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?