What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
A baaarbershop quartet.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you say if you meet a toad?