What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
A baaarbershop quartet.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do you arrest a pig?