What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?