What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
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What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What animal likes to party the most?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do minions always put in their salads?