What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How did the toad die?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Bears love exotic cars.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How does a barber get to work?
How long will dinner be?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?