Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What animal loves Indian food?
How does a penguin build its house?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the professor write on the window?