Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why are frogs always happy?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?