Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Sandra Bull-ock.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
When does a horse talk?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's the most determined bird?
How do you make antifreeze?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's the slowest 5k?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?