Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Sandra Bull-ock.
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why are bakers paid so much money?