What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the bunny upset?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
The museum curator needed a break.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
That bird won't stop squawking.