What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
The Oscars®.
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
A book just fell on my head.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What fish sings the best?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the echo get detention?