What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
A big missed steak.
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?