What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
A big missed steak.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?