What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
A big missed steak.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a cat's favorite snack?