Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?