Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
It was radioactive.
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What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?