What kind of tree loves to high-five?
A palm tree!
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?