Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
A pan-duh!
Which subject has two parts?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?