Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
A pan-duh!
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?