What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?