What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do you call a thieving alligator?