I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's a decade's favorite sport?