I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?