How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
They were triplets.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do cats give such great massages?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Do dads always snore?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Which plant has the best roar?