How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
They were triplets.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a pig thief?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the robot want for Christmas?