Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did you learn in school today, son?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Can February March?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?