Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's the holiest insect?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
I broke my finger!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?