Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How do you grill cheese?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you give a sick pig?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?