Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Regular rocks are too heavy.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are books always so angry?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?