What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?