What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
A hissy fit.
Why was the spider so smart?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What fish only swims at night?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What is the quickest button on a radio?