Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?