Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
Why do bees buzz?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
How long do chickens work?
How do amoebas make calls?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.