Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?