How did the vampire start his letter?
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What says: oom oom oom?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What animal floats best?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?