How did the vampire start his letter?
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What do fish use for glasses?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why are ghosts always single?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How do you organize a space party?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How do you measure a millennial?
How does a taco bless the table?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What does the sun drink out of?