What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do naked fish play with?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?