What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
It's allergy season again?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the barber win the race?