What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?