Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
What did the airline worker name her child?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the painter say to the wall?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why do people always trip on September 22?