Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which fly makes films?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What is another name for a cow?