Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
I broke my finger!
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What British bugs are the best singers?