Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call octopus twins?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?