Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do cows go on vacation?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call an insincere horse?