Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Their games are always a blow-out.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the tomato turn red?