How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the barber win the race?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?