What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Hey there, bud!
Why was the broom late for school?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why are turtles so shy?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?