What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Hey there, bud!
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How does a cow do math?