How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why was the musician arrested?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?