How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?