How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?