How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
She is in a moo-d.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
It's allergy season again?