What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where do birds go to drink?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?