What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Where do termites go camping?
Why is money so stubborn?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Families are like fudge.
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?