What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What does Rudolph call his wife?