What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Have their car mowed.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?