What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Have their car mowed.
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Can February March?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why do cats love to work?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?