What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Have their car mowed.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?