What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Mother-hood.
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where do snowmen go to dance?