What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Mother-hood.
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?