What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How do you make a cow float?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do math teachers love March?