What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?