What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why was the spider so smart?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?