Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call siblings who love math?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Which former US President was always cold?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What birds make average students?