Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What are you studying in math?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the fish blush?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What does the sun drink out of?