Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
They wanted to beef up security.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the frog starve?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?