Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
It doesn't work for me.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which relative loves rice?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do cows say on NYE?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a fish without an eye?