Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
It doesn't work for me.
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What kind of bird can write?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a peanut in space?