Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?