Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of books do boats write?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How did the tree get lost?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?