Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why is summer always sad?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why was the bee sad?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?