Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?