What do you call a small mom?
A minimum.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why are winter days great?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?