What do you call a small mom?
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How does a sidewalk address a question?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?