What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the foal cough?