What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's the friendliest pen?
Where do surfers go to school?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Who is God's favorite superhero?