What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?