What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?