What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Pick a cod, any cod.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What game do bats excel at?
How is life like toilet paper?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What fish only swims at night?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?