What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Wonky.
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How do you get straight A's?
How do bees get to school?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a pig thief?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
When do cows get tired?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?