What did the group of hobbits name their band?
The Lord of the Strings.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?