What did the group of hobbits name their band?
The Lord of the Strings.
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How do birds threaten one another?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do math teachers love March?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?