Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?