Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.