Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Because he had no principals.
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
It's Crowded!
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a dog in space?
What is the strongest animal?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is the most faithful insect?