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What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
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What do rich squirrels eat?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
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What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?