When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?