When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where do termites go camping?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is the coolest country?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
How do automobiles fly?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?