When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How does a cow do math?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What horn never makes a sound?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How can you make 7 even?
What happens when a frog's car dies?