Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?