Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do fish use for glasses?
What country has the most fish?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?