Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do all the planets get along?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's the richest basketball team?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?