Which animal makes the best landscaper?
A hedgehog.
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What bird helps you stay dry?
How can you make 7 even?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?