What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
A barbequeue.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How does a barber get to work?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the pen say to the pencil?