What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
A barbequeue.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do birds go to drink?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?