How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How do you measure a millennial?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Which animal will never go bald?