What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do you cut the ocean in two?