What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Where are average things manufactured?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?