What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What day is your mom always right?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?