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What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?