Want to hear a joke about construction?
I'm still working on it.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?