Want to hear a joke about construction?
I'm still working on it.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?