Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Pink Floyd.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What words make the best athletes?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?