Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Pink Floyd.
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What kind of bird can write?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the icy road say to the truck?