Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Pink Floyd.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do billboards talk?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What type of pasta helps you relax?