What's the noisiest food?
Onion RINGS!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is another term for the price of gas?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What does a dog say before eating?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why are goats so funny?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is a cow's dream job?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?