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What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
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What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?