What's the noisiest food?
Onion RINGS!
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?