What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Sandy Claus.
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
How do you wash a lamb?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the baby cookie cry?