What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Sandy Claus.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What car always breaks the rules?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?