Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which bug is related to you?