Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What does a female lion call her mate?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?