Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever BUGS them.
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How did groundhogs get their name?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?