Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
OK, that's enough fish puns.