Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What day do hands always go to church?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Surprise!!!!
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?