Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?