Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why are winter days great?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How does the sun listen to music?