Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
He kept telling acorn-y jokes.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do porcupines always win the game?