Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Hairy Potter.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a short cow?