Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Hairy Potter.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Do dads always snore?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?